for people who've shipped something and are stuck on getting customers. i'll open my dashboards, look at yours, and we'll fix acquisition together.
not open yet. the list hears first, and gets the first-month price.
fit
who this is for
for you if
you've launched a product and it's doing $0–5k mrr
you're technical, and acquisition is the part that isn't working
you want somebody a few steps ahead, not a guru with a course
you're fine with blunt
not for you if
you don't have a product yet — start in the community instead, it's free
you want an ai-tools course
you want motivation
you expect a guarantee. there isn't one
the offer
two ways to work together
monthly
ongoing. we work the numbers every month until you don't need me.
most people
$1,500/ month
two 60-minute calls a month
async access between calls (whatsapp or telegram)
ad creative, seo, and funnel reviews with my dashboards open
a monthly numbers review — mrr, margin, cac, churn
half-day intensive
one session. we tear down your acquisition and you leave with a 90-day plan.
$2,500one-time
four hours, one sitting
full teardown of your ads, seo, and conversion
a written 90-day plan the same day
two weeks of async follow-up
how it works
three steps
01
apply
pick a tier. checkout takes two minutes. if it's not open yet, join the waitlist and you'll hear from me first.
02
intro call
twenty minutes. i look at your numbers, you look at mine, we decide if this is a fit. if it isn't, full refund.
03
work
calls, reviews, numbers. nothing theoretical — everything we do is something i'm running on my own products right now.
faq
questions
why would i trust you?
because i'll show you the stripe dashboard on the first call. $50k mrr, built alone, starting from $50 a month fifteen months ago. the receipts are the whole pitch.
what do we actually cover?
meta ads creative and structure for a cold account, long-tail seo that ranks, conversion on the landing page, pricing, churn, and the boring ops of running a one-person company across borders.
can i cancel?
monthly cancels any time from the stripe portal link in your receipt. the intensive is refundable in full up until the session starts.
do you guarantee results?
no. i guarantee you'll get the real mechanics, with numbers, from somebody who's doing it. what you ship is on you.
what time zone are you in?
colombia, utc-5. mornings are blocked — calls are afternoons and evenings my time.